Prayer

The Lord's Prayer Vs The Girl's Prayer

The Lord's Prayer

Our Father in Heaven,

Holy be your name

Your Kingdom come,

Your will be done

On Earth as in Heaven

Give us this day our daily bread

Forgive us our sins;

As we forgive those who sin against us

And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from the evil.

Amen

The Girl's Prayer

Our cash

which art on plastic

hollowed be thy name

thy Cartier watch

thy Prada bag

on line

as it is in store

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

and forgive those that stop us spending

and lead us not unto Louis Vuitton

for thine is the Gucci

the Dior and the Armani

for Chanel No.5 and Eternity

Amex

Miss . K